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Post  twizzler Tue Jan 31, 2012 8:18 pm

Once upon a time, the evilest woman that had ever existed and the evilest man in the entire galaxy fell in love and got married. They vowed that together they would take over the world. Then, the woman got pregnant with twins. The children were born into hiding, in secret, so no records of them were ever made. The man and the woman sat by the roaring fire in their fireplace and contemplated what to do. Their eyes glowed, the color of the embers. They decided children would hinder their plans and so they stuffed the twins into a cardboard box, scribbled “free” on the side, and dumped it at Grand Central Station in New York City. After that, the man and the woman were not seen again.

The twins were two beautiful little girls; one had brown hair and brown eyes, the other blonde with flickering eyes, which changed from brown to red constantly. So it came to be that on the seventh of September, in 1996, a couple walked by, saw the babies, and immediately longed for the brown-haired child. They had no interest in the blonde because they thought the brunette would be smarter, plus the flickering eyes freaked them out. So they scooped the brown-haired child up and took her away, adopting her as their own. The other child remained in the box for another twenty-three days, somehow surviving with the help of rats that threw up in her mouth, until another couple had pity on her and took her as their own. They sensed the evil rising within her, but they adopted her anyway, in hopes that they could change her.

And so it went, the brunette was dubbed “Meagan” and raised in Baltimore, Maryland, attending public school until she became homeschooled in her freshman year and challenged with the tortures of Seton (which, by the way, was in fact “Satan” and had been founded by none other than her biological parents who had nothing but the evilest of intentions when they brainwashed Mary Kay Clark). While still young, Meagan’s adopted parents pressed her down with something to make her short (they were afraid she would get too tall and embrace the dark side) and they also permanently curled her hair, so to this day, she is still short and has curly hair.

The blonde was named “Marianna”, raised in Topeka, Kansas, and started homeschooling in pre-school. Her adopted parents found that putting her through Seton (Satan) was the only way to restrain her from evilness. For the most part, it worked, until one fateful day, she joined a website, called “Setonersmb” made for good, studious, Catholic homeschoolers. She scoffed at the idea of goodness and her evil intentions thrived.

T’was another fateful day, even more horrifying than the last, when Meagan joined the same website and made her first post. At first she seemed nothing but a kind n00b, until Marianna taught the girl of her ways. The two became friends fast, and often beat Oleg and Beca to pulp for entertainment. They eventually began to joke around about their evilness, when deep down, they knew what they pretended to be light-hearted ideas, was actually reality. They were evil, whether they liked it or not.
However, this danger that came with their awareness of evilness did not hit full-force until they began to question their origins, and guessed of their twin-hood….

……meanwhile, far, far away on a hidden island in the middle of the Pacific there abided a man and a woman, the evilest in all of history, and they could only but vaguely remember what they had brought into the world almost fifteen and a half years ago….


~Marianna Mercer
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Post  Guest Tue Jan 31, 2012 8:21 pm

Twisted Evil Evil or Very Mad

^LOOK, IT'S US WHEN WE WERE BABIES.





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Post  twizzler Tue Jan 31, 2012 8:29 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHA. It still is us.
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Post  Rower2012 Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:04 pm

Ooooh mmmmyyyyy...........O.O pale
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Post  Southerncharm93 Wed Mar 14, 2012 1:00 pm

^ My thoughts exactly!! 0.o
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Post  P@tr!(k Sun Jun 17, 2012 8:28 am

My gosh how bored were you two?
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Post  Guest Sun Jun 17, 2012 5:53 pm

I love this story so much.

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Post  twizzler Sat Jun 23, 2012 4:36 pm

Me too <3
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Post  P@tr!(k Sun Jun 24, 2012 12:07 pm

It's like......... dumb.


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Post  pixiedust31 Sun Sep 09, 2012 1:09 pm

I find it amusing Wink

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