The Roast of John

Title says it all.


LET THE INSULTS BEGIN.

SOMEONE POST SOMETHING IN HERE.


Come on, you guys all can't like John THAT much....

Well what am I supposed to say? I stink at insults.

John, you seriously need to talk louder. Every time you say something farther than 5 feet away from me, I have to clarify whether or not you are grunting to let a fart loose or saying something to me.

Balletgirl18 wrote:Well what am I supposed to say? I stink at insults.

Pretend that he stole your Malibu Barbie Dream House and tell him off.

It's because I have a deep voice, and lower sounds are harder to distinguish.

Have I mentioned that I really love this dog smily?

SERIOULSY. SPEAK LOUDER SOMETIMES.

ahahaha. I honestly don't have anything negative to say. *shrug*

See, Amanda's a nice person!

ahahaha. I do try.

I could say something about you not buying that limo...but you're searching hard for a better one, so I have nothing bad to say now.

Meh, I'd insult you. But you would probably get annoyed with whatever I said and then make a topic about it.

^^Yes, I'm hot on the market for one right now.

^Lol not really, I don't think. I mean, it's a roast, and I agreed to it, so if I get annoyed that people actually insult me for my own roast, that's not too smart.

Southerncharm93 wrote:ahahaha. I honestly don't have anything negative to say. *shrug*

UR TOO NICE TO HAVE SOMETHING BAD TO SAY!

That's why we can't have a roast of you.