Ze roast of Me D:

So, because of the lack of posting in John's roast I think it's time to move on. I'm the next person up.



INSULT ME NOW.

I would if you could hear me. You really need to take some anti-short pills.

I'm feeling nice today. :\ I'll insult you tomorrow.

You're....feeling....nice....


WHAT KIND OF WITCHCRAFT IS THIS?

Only the kind of witchcraft that comes out of your mouth.

MOAR INSULTS, PEOPLE.

Well I would except you only like old, recycled jokes. If I made any new ones you wouldn't care about them.

I think you meant to say 'expect'.

Let me rephrase my sentence. Apparently Meagan doesn't really get the English language:

While I would be happy to poke fun and make jests about Meagan, she only appreciates old, recycled humor like internet memes and jokes about my feet. Therefore, because I do not like using the same jokes too many times, I will refrain from making any jokes about her, because she is sure to be unappreciative of any new jokes I could make about her.

Yeah I'm so illiterate. Forgive me.

I can't do that, this is your roast.

Far enough.

'Fair', you illiterate twit.

Yaaay insults

Now I regret not insulting you more on yours.

Meagan is like a chihuahua. Short and noisy.

^Lawl.

John, make up new jokes about Meagan.

John's good at these things.

Hey Meagan have you ever heard of a basketball hoop?

Har har har.

See these people at a party?

This is Meagan in the same room.