The Roast of Patrick.

It isn't that hard to insult him, I mean, just look at him! :O

I'm surprised that Meagan has not said anything about Patrick's "afro" yet.

Guys just say any mean thing you can think of D:





PATRICK IS SUCH A NOOB HE HAD TO ASK FOR HELP IN ORDER TO GET A NEW AVATAR.

Well....I can try....



Patrick is so dumb he'll never make it through highschool



*fails but still feel awful*

Look, it's picture of who Patrick is going to marry.

It's time.

Watcha doing, Patrick? Listening to your little songs on your 'touch screen' phone? Yeah, you got to keep listening to those songs, because that's what all the cool people do. Except the cool people aren't homeschooled Patrick. Stop trying.

Hey Patrick, have you showered enough times today? I don't know, I'm not sure five times is enough, especially with February being such hot, sweaty weather. You might want to take another quick rinse-off just to make sure you don't have any sweat molecules on your skin.

I hope Mom isn't starving you at home with all the home-cooked meals she makes. God forbid she make something lacking both meat and potatoes, that would be next to poisonous. Oh yeah, and that 'bread' she brings home? You know, the ones that aren't your special favorite kinds of bread? Yeah, those are actually poisonous, so you should keep up the good work and continue avoiding them like the plague. Oh, and you know how there's never anything to eat when you're hungry? That's because there is literally nothing to eat. Nothing in the drawers, nothing in the cabinets, and nothing in the refrigerator. There's no way it couldn't just be because you're unwilling to eat anything unless it's your most favorite food ever.

John, you amuse me.

^^ I DID eat 12 grain bread sandwiches when we were out of white.

Oh my. WIN.



Is it safe to say that John gave the best insults?

Me finks so.

K, JOHN HERE'S A TROPHY.






Congrats, you've earned it.

Lol I just mentioned the things that annoy me the most about Patrick.

But thanks for the tropy!

That's why we found it so funny! :O


Anytime, anytime.

So much negativity. :O

It could be worse. We could be -43 like Patrick is.

Poor Patrick...

ahahahah. Ah that poor hobo with a fro...his life is so hard. *sniffle*

haha. Just kidding. Patrick's awesome.

That depends on how you define 'awesome'.

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here's Patrick ....

wow peeps just wow XDXDXD this is all of you against patrick right now PEOPLE

Well, it's called the 'Roast of Patrick' not the 'Let's be super nice and shower Patrick with compliments thread'.

If that such thread existed it would get no posts whatsoever.

Where is Patrick btw?

He's catching up with school. I think he said something about being back by Easter.

lol would know (;